WWE Fastlane lineup: The full lineup for Sunday's show

After so many years of people wrongly blaming video games for real violence, it turns out that the only crime that games can be blamed for is giving us a shitty Fastlane main event and a potentially shitty 'Mania main event, too.

WWE had a pay-per-view (PPV) last night - February 12's Raw-branded Fastlane - and it was the last stop before WrestleMania 33 and a new Universal champion was crowned and it was all around supposed to be a big deal, I guess.

Logically, the finish they did was the best finish they could possibly have storyline wise going into WrestleMania. The Brian Kendrick and Noam Dar (Winner: The Brian Kendrick and Noam Dar). Two other WWE superstars lost singles matches on PPV for the first time since joining the main roster. How long until the #PrayForZayn hashtags appear on Twitter?

Joe defeated Zayn via submission. Samoa Joe also looked as unsafe in his match, dismantling Sami Zayn for the victory. The Club (do we call them that anymore?) had their focused heads on, they weren't here for any jokes.

Unless something unexpected happens in the next few weeks, Gallows and Anderson will walk into WrestleMania 33 as the Raw Tag Team Champions.

Who should win Gallows and Anderson.

The Rock, however, wears Teflon and can do whatever he wants without facing consequences as WWE needs him way more that he need WWE.

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The same official also claimed Trump wanted to make "a more robust presence in key worldwide waterways and chokepoints". He said too much money is now being spent on individual military equipment and he will look to change that.

WWE Raw's Chicago show tonight is predicted by many to be a huge one as the company ramps up its promotion toward WrestleMania in April. Even a Bank Statement couldn't hold down Jax, but a handsome roll-up into a bridge showed that Banks isn't giving up just yet. I hear you scream, no, it wasn't.

Swiss Superman Cesaro defeated Jinder Mahel thanks to a slight distraction made by Rusev. Raw's women's division has, right now, one interesting heel, and that's Flair.

Shaq and Big Show off? Orton is a familiar name back in the title scene. Swann and Tozawa can show off their incredible talent in this match but have Hendrick and Dar escape with a win.

We don't know if that means that he'll be involved in Reigns' match at Fastlane. Gallagher with the headbutts, and a superplex couldn't keep Neville down though. It was a great change from what we had seen since he won the belt.

This bout wins "Most Frustrating Match" of the night.

Six nights before the Royal Rumble, Roman Reigns and Goldberg worked together to spear Braun Strowman. Did it make sense after the booking that Braun has received? The crowd reaction alone showed this. Is that something we wanted to see? The way in which Owens tried to go by his plan and was distracted by Jericho, is the only way that this match could have possibly ended where none of the competitors came out looking bad. And remember, it's not about what's good for the fans. As she returned the favour to Charlotte with kicks, punches and a hurricanrana. The match would conclude their friends-turned-enemies storyline. But she again did it with the help of Sasha Banks, while Dana Brooke was not at ringside as Charlotte originally planned.

Goldberg entered the match with memories of his 84 second beatdown of Brock Lesnar fresh in the mind of wrestling fans, and he needed just a quarter of that time to defeat Owens. Knowing WWE though, odds are Banks gets her win back.

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