“At this time, we have no reason to believe there is a nexus to terrorist activity,” said the Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Matthew Chandler, reported by the AFP.
Everything is safe and secure the Suits are deciphering the mission.
“If you’re reading this, you’re no doubt asking yourself, “Why did this have to happen?” The simple truth is that it is complicated and has been coming for a long time. The writing process, started many months ago, was intended to be therapy in the face of the looming realization that there isn’t enough therapy in the world that can fix what is really broken,” wrote Mr. Stack in a suicide note posted on the Internets.
Let’s all crash airplanes into government buildings in support of Mr. Stack. Oh wait, it would cost more tax revenue to repair federal buildings. Maybe we can vote Republican. Yeah, let’s totally vote Republican, dudes. The gangsters are a coming, the gangsters are a coming, hiding behind another Bush-weed.
“Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it’s time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours?” wrote Mr. Stack.
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